December 2008
last lunch of '08
sushi!
NOM
Naples Sex Strike Over Fireworks →
“Hundreds of Neapolitan women have pledged to go without sex unless their men promise to refrain from setting off dangerous illegal fireworks.”
stupid hormones
red flags start to go up when pictures of stormtroopers make me emotional
holy moley
there’s a lot on my mind. Am rather disheartened by my own inability to accomplish anything, and also by the amount of work that is yet to be started.
What I’d really like to do now is have adventures in the park but instead I guess it’s bedtime.
the best thing in the history of everything. →
deadshot:
entrails:
platypodes:
rainiscalling:
howl:
(via pavlove)
the other day I couldn’t find my family and I went from freaking the fuck out to “MAYBE THEY’RE AT OLIVE GARDEN” and everything seemed okay after that
old meme is old. but unlike other old memes, it still brings the lulz.
“MY OLDEST BROTHER DANIELS RINGTONE IS THIS LOVE BY MAROON 5 BECAUSE THE SONG REMINDS HIM...
Grab the book closest to you. Go to page 56. Find...
diamonds-n-rubies:
tellherlies:
rainier:
lovebug:
“When I fired the first shot at his head, he leaped backwards at the same time this spoiling my aim.” - Zodiac by Robert Graysmith
As they walked home, Elizabeth related to Jane what she had seen pass between the two gentlemen; but though Jane would have defended either or both, had they appeared to be wrong, she could no more explain...
MOZILLA
COME BACK
internet explorer can suck my ferociously hirsute nutsack